Be a Life Champion Like Me

 Success means facing the person staring back at you in the mirror, then finding people who are even fatter, dumber and uglier than that person and making fun of those people until you feel better about yourself.                     

My name is A.J. Aberfeldy, and I am a Life Champion. For years I was a loser like the rest of you.  I hated my job, my boss, my wife, my neighbor, his dog, rap music, spiders, cold weather, Mondays, the Patriots and most types of fish.  I didn’t even like giving Dutch Ovens anymore and I hated cats.  That was when I started making fun of other people to feel better about myself.   Once I started acting like a dick I finally I felt like a winner again, just like when I was a bully back in high school. 

Forget Tim Ferris and his 4 hour work week, or Tony Robbins and how tall he is.  My unique method of personal development is way easier and a lot less boring.

My road to personal development can get even the fattest, ugliest, dumbest people in the world to feel like they are Life Champions too. Once you become a Life Champion you can defeat anyone at anything, even Jesus. I changed my life and you can too by following  These 4 Simple Steps to Winning at Life.