That Guy: Life is Hard….Especially When You’re an Asshole

I didn’t find happiness until I  accepted the person who was staring back at me in the mirror.  Then I went out and found people even fatter and uglier than that man and made fun of those people until I felt better about myself….

 

This book will improve your life.  My 3rd cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he is still doing heroin. Another guy I went to high school with didn’t read it either, and I just heard that his wife left him. My nan and pap didn’t read it either. Now they are both dead. You need to read this book! Just ask the guy who lives down the street from me who just got another D.U.I. He didn’t read it either.