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I didn’t find happiness until I accepted the person who was staring back at me in the mirror, then I went out and found people even fatter and uglier than that man and made fun of those people until I felt better about myself.
For years I was a loser like the rest of you. I hated my job, my boss, my wife, my neighbor, his dog, rap music, spiders, cold weather, Mondays, the Patriots and most types of fish. I didn’t even like giving Dutch Ovens anymore and I hated cats.
That was when I started making fun of other people to feel better about myself. Once I started acting like a giant dick I finally I felt like a winner again just like when I was a bully back in high school.
My book, “It Happens To A Lot of Guys” will inspire even the fattest, ugliest, and dumbest people in the world to be Life Champions.