The Psychology Behind Having a Small or Ugly Penis
One of the biggest roadblocks to personal growth is having a small ugly penis. Having a small, ugly penis can wreak havoc on a man’s self-esteem, causing him to do all sorts of crazy things like getting way too into weightlifting or buying really big expensive trucks. Some people actually develop such psychological hang ups over their penis that they they eventually cut the whole thing off and turn themselves into one of those fucked up, freak-show looking, weird transgender types. At least I think transgender is the correct politically correct term.
A Cure For Blemished or Discolored Penises
Recently a new method of improving self esteem through the whitening of discolored genitalia has been developed in Thailand and is sweeping over the LGBT community. Derived from the more conservative and traditional practice of plain old asshole bleaching, it uses laser beams to turn a man’s penis completely white, wiping out any insecurity someone may have about the color of their penis. The practice of penis whitening has become a controversial topic in Thailand, and some are saying that it the most bizarre thing to happen to Thailand’s LGBT community since The Thailand LGBT community.
The Need For Bigger Penises Around the World-The World Penis Rankings
Thailand has figured out a way to turn their penises white. Hopefully this new bizarre genital procedure will open the door to new even weirder penis surgeries. Maybe this will pave the way for the greatest penis surgery known to mankind. Perhaps this has showed us that we have the capabilities to to surgically alter our penises to make them larger. Having a small penis has become a grave epidemic in Thailand in recent years. In a world penis study conducted in 2013 Thailand ranked only 113 out of 116 countries in penis size, averaging a mere 4 inches while hard and defeating only shitty countries like Cambodia, North Korea and South Korea who all only averaged 3.8 inches while hard.
The would explain North Korea’s obsession with wanting to own large penis shaped nuclear missiles. However, it still doesn’t explain Thailand’s gay community’s desire for white penises. White people do not have great penises. They have great privilege and wealth. It is actually black people with the huge penises.
Gay Thai men have the right idea with turning their tiny yellow penises a different color, but they should be turning it black instead. The Congo is blackest country in the whole world. They are so black that even other black people make fun of them for being black. Needless to say that when the world penis rankings came out, the Congo topped the list. The Congo came in with a robust and snakelike 7.1 inches.. This study only confirmed one of the many stereotypes about black people. Luckily for black people, it wasn’t any of the bad ones. The Link to AVG.com below gives the complete ranking of penises sizes around the world.
Further Advancement in Penis Surgery
This is only the beginning of what we can accomplish through penis surgery and turning ourselves different colors. I have a dream today. Ever since I was a small teenaged boy and I saw my first black penis in a gym locker room, I had hoped and prayed that through the magic of modern medicine that I too could have a penis as big and scary as the one I saw that day. I now have hope that someday that dream can come true.
I Have a Dream Today
I have a dream today. I have a dream that all men who are not created equal can have weird surgeries to change all that. I have a dream that one day gay Thai men will not only be able to turn their penis white, but turn their whole body white too. I have a dream that everyone will someday have the opportunity to be a white person and get all the privilege that comes with it if they want it. I have a dream everyone can have a a big black anaconda-like snake dick that is found only deep in the jungles of the Congo or in BBC porn. Big black dicks won’t just be for black people anymore.
I have a dream that everyone from a gay man in Thailand, to the black kid on my son’s Little League team, to the trashy white family who live in the trailer down the street from me will all finally have a chance to feel comfortable in his or her own surgically altered skin. When we alter or penises and change ourselves different colors, we shall do it from every tenement and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and all have bizarre surgeries done to our penises together. Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.
Well I hope this provided some good information on how to improve self-esteem through fucked-up surgeries on your genitals. Until next time. Happy penis whitening everyone!
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