Farrah’s Epic Journey Begins
Farrah Abraham got knocked-up as a 16 year old living in Council, Bluffs Iowa. However, that is not what made her the World’s Biggest Asshole. A lot of teenagers get pregnant. That doesn’t mean they are all the world’s biggest assholes. It simply means they are an embarrassment to their family and sinners. It wasn’t until Farrah exploited her unplanned teenage pregnancy for a little bit of money and some fame on the reality show 16 and Pregnant that she began her epic rise to becoming The World’s Biggest Asshole.
Life After Being The World’s Most Famous Pregnant Teenager
Farrah was let go from the show 16 and pregnant shortly after her daughter was born. That was when she did what she thought was in the best interest of her newborn daughter. She spent her child’s most important formative years on a reality show called Teen Mom. It is there where she would continue her rise to assholedom, spending the ensuing 4 years acting completely insane and whore-like. However ridiculous she looked, that is still not what won her the title of World’s Biggest Asshole.
Farrah Decides To Do The Responsible Thing
In 2013 she finally decided to do the right thing, and did what any other responsible parent of a 4 year old would do. She did porn. She contacted James Deen and made a fake sex tape that she leaked herself. Her life was ruined by something as embarrassing as a sex tape, and she had to reinvent herself once again. This time she is doing real porn and now has a line of sex toys and even has a rubber vagina that is molded in the shape of hers. Having a rubber vagina with your name on it means that you have arrived as a real celebrity, but it still doesn’t mean that you won the title of the World’s Biggest Asshole.
Farrah Finally Does It
Fast forward 5 years. Completely broke, ravished by awful plastic surgery and saddled with ridiculously huge fake tits, Farrah decides to make one final push to become the World’s Biggest Asshole. She accuses MTV of bullying her over her sexuality. But what exactly is Farrah’s sexuality that would cause an entire television network to bully her? After doing some research research I came to discover that Farrah’s sexuality is not gay or straight. It is actually slut, which is really just straight, only more of it. Farrah is a very private person and I only discovered this when I saw that Chrissy Teigen got accused of “slut-shaming” after Chrissy called her a whore on Twitter.
After a lifetime of being called a whore simply because she did porn, Farrah Abrahams has finally had enough. She is now suing Viacom, Eleventh Street Production, Anxious 11, and Teen Mom Producer Morgan J. Freeman for 5 million dollars over , “sex-shaming.” You would think that she would be suing PornHub over something like that. In any case, I hope she wins because she will need every last penny to pay for all that therapy her daughter is going to need. I’ll bet her mom is kicking herself now for not letting her get that abortion back in ’08’. Congratulations Farrah Abraham’s. You are The Worlds Biggest Asshole! Click here to read more about past winners of The World’s Biggest Asshole.