Why Is It So Easy For People to Use the “M” word?
There is a great paradox in our country when it comes to derogatory slurs. People tend to use the word “midget” freely and often, not taking it’s impact very seriously. Meanwhile the”N” word has possibly become the most powerful word in the English language. It is up there on the Mount Rushmore or offensive terms, right next to the big ones like beef curtains, moose knuckle, and even blumpkin. The mere utterance of the “N” word by a non-black in our country will have them ostericied and shunned as one of lowest forms of life in our society today. They will wind up being labeled as either a racist, a white fake-ass wanna-be nigga little bitch, or worst yet a Trump supporter.
What Can Dwarfs Do To Change How They Are Viewed?
How did this happen? How did the “M” word wind up becoming the “N” word’s retarded little brother that no one respects or takes serious? The answer to that question is quite simple really. The truth is that people just aren’t as scared of dwarfs as they are of black people. That is just the harsh reality that exists in out society today.
Dwarfs don’t have guns and kill people like black people do. No dwarf rapper is named Uncle Murda. There aren’t any famous dwarf rappers in prison. There are no scary dwarf neighborhoods that I am afraid to go into. Not a lot of dwarfs have really intimidating neck or face tattoos like black people do. I can’t even remember the last time a bunch of dwarfs got together and lit an entire city on fire, and then looted diapers and flat screens like after the Ferguson riots. And you never hear a dwarf call another dwarf a midget, then say it is ok if we call each other it. Until dwarfs toughen up and start following black people’s blueprint for stopping the use of the “N” word, I am afraid these little peoplel will have a very steep uphill climb towards dwarf equality.
My Own Person Struggles With Dwarfism
As a former dwarf myself, I am taking a stand for the little guy (this time the pun was intended, get it?). For many years I had to face my own struggles with dwarfism, so I know exactly what it feels like to be a cute little midget. I mean little person. Sorry, bad habit.
When I was a dwarf and smaller than everyone else I needed those booster seats at McDonalds. My feet didn’t reach the pedals on my bike. My height was constantly an issue, and size discrimination was always in the forefront of my consciousness. Amusement parks always said I was too small to go on all the cool rides. I wasn’t legally allowed to use an adult seat belt. I wasn’t even allowed to play footballs with all of my dickhead older cousins from Jersey at a family picnics. Fucking assholes.
I eventually grew up and became a tall normal sized non-dwarf human. However, I still never forgot all of the struggles I had to endure during my time as a Little Person. Dwarfs will always hold a very special place in my heart. Now every time I play dwarf toss at a bachelor party, or I am pointing and laughing at one, I give them a polite little nod of approval, just to let them know that I once too a dwarf, just like them.
As a former dwarf myself, I will never use the “M” word again. That is unless I absolutely have to. Like if I wanted to hire Mighty Mike Midget to breathe fire and make balloon animals at my son’s birthday. Well then I would have to use the “M” word because that is part of his stage name. Other than that, I will never use that word again. Even if I see one in real life, as I am pointing and laughing at him I will say, “Oh look over there at that funny looking little Mid…I mean dwarf.”
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